I am the Stairmaster!

My pal Simba may be King of the Realm and the lovely Sophie may rule the world, but I am

The Stairmaster!

This is my favourite spot. Don't my legs look skinny? That's because the vampire vet has been shaving them again, taking more blood samples.

I try and sit on top of this one too but it's a bit small.

It's to help me get onto my sofa without jumping up. Sometimes I lay across the steps but I always fall off.

I like to sit at the top of the stairs so that I can survey the land and check what J1 & J2 are up to. It's also a good vantage point because I can hear if Riki (the dog that lives across the road) is coming or going. I always recognise the jangling of his name tag and that means its time to bark "hello" at him. He's a bit of a spoilsport though as he never barks back. In fact he always ignores me when we meet in the street despite my best attempts to get his attention by barking wildly at him. One day he will notice me!