Detective Jackson reporting for duty!
You may remember that I suspected my vet of being a vampire. Well, I've finally managed to get PROOF! I went to the vet for my usual blood tests and this time they went straight for the jugular. If you look closely you can even see the bite marks on my neck!
The vet also shaved my legs but I think this might have been a front to cover his tracks. I hope I've managed to convince you with this startling new evidence!
24 comments:
Detective Jackson
I think you have ample evidence, one doesn't expect vampires in such a nice part of the world, but clearly you have tracked this one down...I'll bring a stake and the garlic. ...I'm not sure what else we need to get rid of him.....geez, my poor Jackson,why is he picking on you????You can have some of my blood if you want to replace what he stole.Kisses, Asta
Hi Jackson, it's great to see you back to blogging again. Boy, you have a vampire for a vet? I'll have to check my guy out, just to be sure!
Jackson. Here's what you need to do. Buy a Crucifix. Hang it around your neck next time you go to the vet. If he runs, he is convicted. I will hitch a ride with Asta to help you out if you need it
I'm convinced. Get a cross to hang on your collar.
Simba xx
OUCH! That was rude!
You'd better cover youself in garlic. Or dog poop. That'll keep 'em away!
That is terrible Jackson. I agree with Penny, Sherman and Lola...cover yourself in poop and garlic. That will keep 'em away.
Lots of Licks, Ruby
But if you're bitten by a vampire doesn't this mean that you turn into a vampire too?? OH NO!!! Not you too Jackson!!!!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Hi, Jackson. Like Maggie said I hope you don't turn into a vampire too!
Yes, the crucifix and the garlic help against them.
I hope you are doing fine!
Besos
Lorenza
Okay convinced, if I can stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!
lots of pats
Blue
Yikes Jackson! I agree, a nice silver cross on your collar, and start eating garlic pronto. I have garlic powder for doggies every day so hopefully I'll be safe if my vet turns vamp.
Licks
Oscar x
oooo... let me get some garlic...do they work on vampire?
I'm convinced!
Love,
Bogart
jackson, i heard doggie poop is good to scare those blood sucking creature away. are you gonna hand some poop around you the next time you go to the vet??
wet wet licks
Boo
omdog, you better stock up on garlic and crucifixes! I can send you my detective coat if it will further your investigation!
We believe you. Look at the bite! Get many many garlics. Hope that it works.
Love
Boy n Baby
Oh I gotta run when its full moon...I dont wanna be another vampire!!
Oh Jackson, do you know whether your vet is a western or eastern vampire? I can send you a talisman to be safe.
Snuggle,
Precious
Dear dog Jackson this is troubling news!! I have to go to the vet today. I will bring garlic, holy water, and a cross. I don't have any holy water so I will just pee on him.
wally.
Jackson... you poor thing! That darn Vet! I hate them too.
Much loves,
Tofu
im 100 %'ly convenced !!!
Oh gosh Jackson! You've been tortured! Hehehehe, no lah! Joking! Yeah, that thing on your neck does look like vampire bite. Oh no, hope you don't turn into one!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Jackson,
'Nough said! He's a vampire. Now what do we do?
Stanley
G'day Jackson, Wow! There really are vampires and they're disguised as vets! I think you should wear garlic around your neck to keep them away.
xxx Asta down under
Hi Jackson!
I hope you are feeling okay, buddy:) Sending healing vibes! And about the vampire situation ... No vampires allowed!
Your Friend,
Putter ...:)
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