Wednesday, 30 May 2007

Detective Jackson reporting for duty!

You may remember that I suspected my vet of being a vampire. Well, I've finally managed to get PROOF! I went to the vet for my usual blood tests and this time they went straight for the jugular. If you look closely you can even see the bite marks on my neck!

The vet also shaved my legs but I think this might have been a front to cover his tracks. I hope I've managed to convince you with this startling new evidence!


Asta said...

Detective Jackson
I think you have ample evidence, one doesn't expect vampires in such a nice part of the world, but clearly you have tracked this one down...I'll bring a stake and the garlic. ...I'm not sure what else we need to get rid of him.....geez, my poor Jackson,why is he picking on you????You can have some of my blood if you want to replace what he stole.Kisses, Asta

Smitty said...

Hi Jackson, it's great to see you back to blogging again. Boy, you have a vampire for a vet? I'll have to check my guy out, just to be sure!

Gus said...

Jackson. Here's what you need to do. Buy a Crucifix. Hang it around your neck next time you go to the vet. If he runs, he is convicted. I will hitch a ride with Asta to help you out if you need it

Simba said...

I'm convinced. Get a cross to hang on your collar.

Simba xx

Ferndoggle said...

OUCH! That was rude!

You'd better cover youself in garlic. Or dog poop. That'll keep 'em away!

Ruby Bleu said...

That is terrible Jackson. I agree with Penny, Sherman and Lola...cover yourself in poop and garlic. That will keep 'em away.

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Maggie said...

But if you're bitten by a vampire doesn't this mean that you turn into a vampire too?? OH NO!!! Not you too Jackson!!!!

Love ya lots,

Lorenza said...

Hi, Jackson. Like Maggie said I hope you don't turn into a vampire too!
Yes, the crucifix and the garlic help against them.
I hope you are doing fine!

Blue said...

Okay convinced, if I can stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!

lots of pats

Oscar Airedale said...

Yikes Jackson! I agree, a nice silver cross on your collar, and start eating garlic pronto. I have garlic powder for doggies every day so hopefully I'll be safe if my vet turns vamp.

Oscar x

Butchy & Snickers said...

Oh no Jackson! We don't think you will turn into a vampire though cause when Snickers had her thyroid tested last month, they drew blood from her juggler vein too & she hasn't turned into a vampire yet......
If you need help just call on Inspector Butcho! He will help you investigate. Do you know when your surgery is yet??
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Pearly said...

oooo... let me get some they work on vampire?

Bogart said...

I'm convinced!


Boo said...

jackson, i heard doggie poop is good to scare those blood sucking creature away. are you gonna hand some poop around you the next time you go to the vet??

wet wet licks


Joe Stains said...

omdog, you better stock up on garlic and crucifixes! I can send you my detective coat if it will further your investigation!

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

We believe you. Look at the bite! Get many many garlics. Hope that it works.

Boy n Baby

Ben_Benjamin said...

Oh I gotta run when its full moon...I dont wanna be another vampire!!

PreciOus said...

Oh Jackson, do you know whether your vet is a western or eastern vampire? I can send you a talisman to be safe.


wally said...

Dear dog Jackson this is troubling news!! I have to go to the vet today. I will bring garlic, holy water, and a cross. I don't have any holy water so I will just pee on him.


Tofu Burger said...

Jackson... you poor thing! That darn Vet! I hate them too.

Much loves,

maggie said...

im 100 %'ly convenced !!!

Amber-Mae said...

Oh gosh Jackson! You've been tortured! Hehehehe, no lah! Joking! Yeah, that thing on your neck does look like vampire bite. Oh no, hope you don't turn into one!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Stanley said...


'Nough said! He's a vampire. Now what do we do?


Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Jackson, Wow! There really are vampires and they're disguised as vets! I think you should wear garlic around your neck to keep them away.
xxx Asta down under

Putter said...

Hi Jackson!

I hope you are feeling okay, buddy:) Sending healing vibes! And about the vampire situation ... No vampires allowed!

Your Friend,

Putter ...:)