Sunday, 9 December 2007

Because you're worth it...

I know that a lot of you are wondering how I stay this handsome. Well pals, let me tell you that it's hard work. Almost a full time job.

I'm up at 5.00 most mornings starting my beauty (shouldn't that be "handsome"?) routine. Now I don't want to give away ALL of my secrets but I thought I'd share one little tip with you. Here goes...

For all my moustache needs I use Mr Taylor's Moustache Wax. According to their website it's "The professionals choice for the discerning gentleman dog". Rather strangely they actually left the word "dog" out of that sentence so I look the liberty of editing it in for them. It comes in a handy tube and has a lovely light fragrance. It does tend to wear off a bit during the day particularly if I manage a slurp or two of J2's coffee, but I keep a tube about my person for re-application.

So there you have it. Now you too could (almost) be this handsome.


Snowball said...

I didn't know you took such good care of your moustache. No one can beat you for your good look. You will always be the most handsome gentleman dog around.


Amber-Mae said...

Oh, if I see that product out there in the market, I'll definitely buy it but the problem is, I have no mustache or beard. Ca I still use that product?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Maggie & Mitch said...

Thanks for the tip, Jackson! We'll be getting the plastic card out and putting it to good use! We have less than a month to go before the beard contest is over!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Gus said...

Well, I think I will prolly just keep stealing Mousse from Muzzer to make my 'stache shiny.


4xBs said...

Hi Jackson, thanks for the tip on the moustache wax. i, Bailey have a good moustache and i am always looking for ways to enhance it.

we got your card yesterday. thank you. we wuf it. it's very very very very cute - just like YOU - hee hee.


Katherine and Pippa, said...

NO, I don't think I need that, thank you all the same for the helpful tip Jackson. But I do not have a moustache.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Jackson
Thanks for relealing your secret! Sure many of our friends with beards and mustaches appreciate it!
Have a nice day

Joe Stains said...

this makes me so jealous, I wish I could grow a moustache!

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

So that is your little secret to look handsome.

Boy n Baby

Balboa & Mommy said...

WOW, if I start using that will I grow a mustache too????

Frenchie SNorts

Asta said...

Can I use it even if I'm not a gentlemandog???
You suwe look supew handsome I'm sending extwa smoochies fow youw sowe skating muscles,muwahhhhhhhhhh
smoochie kisses

erin said...

You are a handsome dog, Jackson. Got any advise about unruly eyebrows.? My girl thinks I need some doggie mousse or something.

Kirby said...

Hi Jackson,

I'll have to try out your moustache wax. Mom has been looking for something new for me. Maybe if I use it, I'll look as handsome as you!

Your pal,

Stanley said...


Are you getting a kickback from this company or are you just that committed to it? I too may have to try it out for my beard needs.

Thanks for the tip. I HAVE been wondering how you keep yourself so handsome. Please share more of your secrets.

Goober love & thanks,

Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

Oh so dashing you look and clever to edit their nonsence!

Thank for sharing kinda wish we mustaches so we could try it!

Hey Handsome sniff over when ya get a chance we got something for ya BF!

waggin TX tails & Love Licks

Noah the Airedale said...

We did wonder how you maintained such we know. I really think we need some Mr Taylors Moustache wax, it might be good for our beards as they can look a bit scruffy sometimes.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah, Willow, Tess & Lucy

sharkgila said...

No woooonder woo're so handsome! All that care, woo are truly a man's man.


Hammer said...

Hi Jackson
I'm glad I don't have a moustache to take care of. I'm dependent on my mum to look handsome coz I don't know how to groom myself and I hate baths .. I'm still waiting, mum !! Thank you very much for your Christmas card. We hope our card has arrived by now.
Love from Hammer

Harry said...

Would that work on eyebrows do you think? Mine are getting to critical mass now and keep flopping down and covering my eyes!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Jake of Florida said...

Do you do anything with your furnishings? Ours are pretty unruly and we get discouraged when we look at other dogs!

Would mustache wax work on them too??

You are one heck of a handsome dog, old pal!!!

Jake and Just Harry

Ruby Bleu said...

Gee Jackson...who knew you had to work at your handsomeness...I thought you woke up every morning and presto...handsome Jackson!!! Well now I know...

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Tofu Burger said...

Mustache WAx! Is that all? Surely you can slip me a few more pointers? I'll try anything except for brushes, or showers.


Anonymous said...

WOOOO Jackson!!! I got woo Christmas Card in the mail today. It smells lovely. Oh, and it is SOOO cute as well. Mom says that she likes your handwriting too (well, your mom's). Anyroo, thank woo so much for your lovely card!!
Sitka (and meows from Tia)

Lenny said...

So THAT'S your secret...I've gotta check this stuff out!

Your friend, Lenny

Agatha and Archie said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that's how you do it!! We have to tell you something....Pl2 was heard to say on leaving the dog show that we looked like mutants next to those dogs...We have to look that up but it doens't sound good.I will admit we did seem to be a bit larger and less white than they were...Maybe we need this wax... Love A+A

Ralph said...

That's a pretty good secret, I've got a bit of a goatee growing so I may have to ask for that special product in my stocking


Simba said...

LOL! Yes, we make a Handsome pair of Terriers don't we!! We cover all the bases, one's who like a fuzzy coat, and those that like the smooth coat!

We're like Crocket and Tubbs from Miami Vice!! BOL!!!


Scruffy & Lacie said...

Ya get up at five to look good??? Jackson...u are way would I stagger outta my crate one minute for eight to work on my appearance.


And that's why he's so ugly....


Seymour's been sick...his tummy...he's doin' lotsa barfies...

Simba said...

A dog has to look his best.

Simba x

Ferndoggle said...

Wah! I don't have a moustache!!! I want one to put wax on. Maybe I could put it on my ears...I've got some fly-away hairs there.


COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

Thanks for the tip, pal. Ever since the unfortunate encounter with the sticker bushes, my mustache has been in need of some work. I must get on the internet and locate a tube as well. After all, you are a fine looking gent!

Ben_Benjamin said...

Wah Jackson, Im gonna do it now....handsome handsome all the way!!!

By d way, I got your card!!! TQTQTQTQ!!!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh you sure take good care of your image Jackson. No wonder you're so handsome

~ Girl girl

Putter said...

OMG! Jackson!

You crack ME up! You are too funniest ever!!!!!!

Your Friend,

Putter ...:)

Pacco de Mongrel said...

oh jackson, u really did put me in shame...

i'm actually a girl, n i know ntg about staying bootiful...

Gus and Louie said...

Thanks for the secret but Louie and I being blue heelers we don't have any routine like that. You are one beautiful pup though. Tell your Mom to keep up the good work...Gus and Louie

Koobuss said...

Oh Jackson,

How kind and generous of you to give away, I mean share, your beauty treatments with others. It doesn't matter though, does it. You are still handsome without all those treatments!ie

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

Asta said...

Hi Handsomest boy evew!!! How awe You???
My filming is complete I can welax now and get weady fow Butchy and snickers skating pawty..Mommi is in a panick ovew the holidays..not enough money, not enough time etc....hehehe, hoomans need theiw pwiowities stwaightened..just play and snooze I say!
smoochie kisses

Lacy said...

woofies Jackson, fank u fur the pawtastic carwd....u shood have urs soon from me...and u not haff to do anythin to b handsome, cause u already one handsome doggy....

b safe,

Queen of Halloween said...

I know what is like with having to keep up appearances. Sure glad I'm not a boy cat! I can't imagine how that stuff would taste? On my site I've made a list of Catsmas Carols and I've tagged you and your dog friends to make a list of Dogsmas Carols.
One of your cat pals...Suki