Saturday, 1 March 2008

The Fashion Police; A True Story (well, apart from the arrest bit)


Amber-Mae said...

Gosh, they look exactly like my feet! What animal did she just kill? Gosh! Good job with the case, Jackson.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Pippa said...

Fortunately mistress does not do "fashion"

Good one DI Jackson.


Sophie Brador said...

Those are some ugly boots!


Blue said...

Another case solved by Jackson of the Yard - Hilarious!

Pats & pets

PS - don't worry about me taking a fancy to Welshie Terrier Taffy, you're still my longest standing friend and my special & fav. WFT.

Agatha and Archie said...

Phew,good thing we weren't with you...WE WOULD HAVE GONE NUTZ....Good job Inspector...Love and kisses A+A

Gus said...

E.Beth has a pair, and they live with us~! But they live up on the shelf, so Teka cannot kill them, and E.Beth must take them outside in a grocery bag if she wants to wear them.

you and Teka have the same sense of good taste


Faya said...

Ohhhhh good job Jackson !
Kisses, Faya

Simba said...

Yes, Good Job Jackson! Those were some SCARY boots!!!


Maggie & Mitch said...

Nice work, Jackson! Some poor doggie is walking around with nude front legs just because this stoopid hooman wants to look stylish!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Ferndoggle said...

Those look like two fuzzy kitties! I would have bit that lady in the feet. Or maybe it was a man???


COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

OMD, Jackson. Our mother would not be able to contain us if we saw those boots. We don't even like furry hats on top of peoples' heads!

Good job.

Molly and Taffy said...

Hideous boots, the owner definitely needed to be arrested for the fashion faux-pas.
Molly and Taffy

Asta said...

Thank dog you wewe on th job inspectow Jackson~!!
saved us fwom anothew hoowific fshion cwime!!
This hooman was vewy lucky she didn't encountew a whole bunch of us wiwy kids, hehehe
Smoochie kisses

Lorenza said...

Hi, Jackson!
Good job! Sure the human who is wearing them deserves to be in jail!
Have a great weekend
Kisses and hugs

Thor said...

Good job, Jackson!


Ben_Benjamin said...

OMdoG, whos legs is that???? Good job Jackson.

Noah the Airedale said...

Did you sink your nashers in Jackson...hope so!!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Joe Stains said...

I probably would have peed on those things! ick!

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...


You should have killed those boots so no-dog else has to be faced with them. We would STILL be barking. We are so glad you were on the job!

Mojo said...

Methinks that human wants to be an Airedale.

Methinks this Airedale would have latched her teeth on and had to be prised off.

Good work, J!


Scruffy & Lacie said... you think those were off a llama??? Scruffy woulda attacked...and NOT let woulda been a scene. They could be from a really furry the beer commercials...that lady killed a Clydesdale????? She should be shot.I love those commercials.

Or at least chewed on a little.


Kirby said...

Great work Jackson. Thos boots were just awful. You know there is a bald legged dog running around somewhere cuz of those boots. Keep up the great work!

Your pal,

Pacco de Mongrel said...

oh..plz reveal the suspect's face to us...

i wanted to know who's that freak that wore such thing in public

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Great job, Jackson!

Boy n Baby

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Those look like horse leggies

~ Girl girl

BrandytheGreat said...

Great job on the arrest, Detective Jax!

Marvin said...

Dear Lord, what on earth were those boys?

oh I really hope you did make a Jackson Statement and arrested whoever was committing the crime of "wearing false boots"

and furry ones at that.

love and laughing licks, Marvin xxxx

Snowball said...

what are you going to charge those boots with? Being too furry, perhaps? hee


Simba said...

Its a yeti, run for you lives. You did the right thing.

Simba xx

William Tell said...

Woohoo! Do you know how long those boots would last at my house? We'd rat them out of Mom's closet and kill them before she could blink. It'd be a job well done, too. hee hee!

William Tell

Lenny said...

Holy cow, those boots are CRAZY!!!

Do you have the fashion show "Project Runway" there? It's my mom's favorite. She's not exactly a fashion plate but she likes to sew and watch all the designers at work. I think there was a similar show called "Project Catwalk" in the U.K. (Who wants to watch Cats?)

Your friend, Lenny

Butchy & Snickers said...

Oh our dawgness,
Good thing you were on duty Detective Jackson. Why on earth would a hooman want to wear boots that look like doggy hair??? heheheheh. Hey, you & I, Inspector Butcho better team up to keep the planet free from terror, err uh crime!!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Hammer said...

Hi Jackson
Your post is so funny. Those boots are very ugly and I'm real pleased you arrested that silly hooman. You look very dashing in your Policeman uniform too.
Love from Hammer

erin said...

It's a good thing that you were on the job, Detective Jackson!

Huck said...

I think I would have reacted in the same way, Jackson! Way to go. Thanks for stopping by my blog!

Stanley said...


Those are what I'd call butt ugly boots (or bugoots, for short). You have done a service to the world. Is there a medal in it somewhere for you?

Goob love,