Wednesday, 2 July 2008

Strange Searches



Do any of you fellow bloggers monitor your blog site traffic? I'm always interested in finding out how people arrive here, particularly if it's not via Dogs with Blogs.

I was slightly bemused by a search carried out by someone the other day. You might have to click on the picture to read it:



Yes, that's right, the search was "nice gift for a human slaughter". What's that all about then? And do you think they found some useful ideas for presents from my post on the International Goodie Exchange?

30 comments:

Georgeous said...

OMD Jackson, were you searching for a gift for a human slaughter?
Maybe I misunderstand how you check your traffic, either that or one of your people has really peed you off?
Love 'n' Snuffs
George

Lacy said...

w00f's Jackson, me likes to keep up wiff who visits me too, but me thinks me wood git the spookies iffin those peeps comed to c me...

b safe and dont talk to strangers,
~rocky~

Asta said...

Jackson
That is hilawious!!!
You wewe talking about youw stuffie and the gewmans thought..hehehehehehe
I've evew checked on mine, but theothew day I was looking at Google images fow Bastille day..and thewe I was fwom last yeaws post...weiwd...

It's been suggested that Petey and I weawwollew skates and stand vewy still and then we can go on the woof...well what'sthe fun of standing still? and what tewwiew could do it???

it's a stoopid wule
loveand smoochie kisses
ASTA

Lenny said...

YIKES!!!! Humans are so strange. At least you are getting a lot of traffic! :)

Your friend, Lenny

Sophie Brador said...

Jax, I've gotten some bizarre searches, but that one takes the prize for weirdest ever.

xo
SB

Maggie & Mitch said...

Some hoomans are just too wierd!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Charlie Daniels said...

G'day Jackson

Well we are certainly on the same wavelenght ... this was going to be my exact post tonight!! :-)

Cheers

Charlie

Beta said...

That's the search that proves the GIGO rule (Garbage In Garbage Out.) I should probably look to see where my visitors are coming from but part of me doesn't really want to know.

Gus said...

yup, I think that is almost as strange as some of the searches that lead people to Nanook the Newfie's site.

I'm with Astarooni, I think I really don't want to know...

gussie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Jackson!
That is scary! Weird people!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Blue said...

Now that really is weird!!!
I have still to work out, how to check who finds me re searches.

Love, pats & pets
Blue

Simba said...

What! Nice and slaughter aren't two words you find in the same sentance very often.

Simba x

Daniella said...

I don't know what is more bizarre, the search language or that YOUR blog came up under it. LOL
Too funny!!

Thanks for the snax destruction results. You are a lot quicker than me...I have had many snax for months and they are all still in one piece, albeit minus squeaker.

Ax

PS Sorry my name now posts as Mom - she had to change it for her new Swanky Pup gig. She hasn't figured out how to have two screennames.

Eric said...

Eeekkkkk! SSSSScary hope it's nothing to do with Vampires....

Eric x

BTW love your glasses! Are they from Elton John's new range for dogs?

Joe Stains said...

We check out our searches all the time, we have never had anything THAT strange! We get a lot for Corn Shank!

Petey said...

One can only hope it was a typo and the search was meant to be "nice gift for human daughter." And they say New York is a scary place! Woof!

Your pal,

Petey

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey J
There are some odd ball humans out there matie.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah xx

Agatha and Archie said...

Oh boy this was way too much for Archie...he just fainted......This is sooo weird we don't even have a response......How do you find this information out??(Although I am with everyone else...maybe we don't want to know.... Archie will keep fainting...) love A+A

the 4 Bs said...

that's just kind of creepy. we don't know how to find out what searches lead to our site - maybe that's a good thing.

woofs.

Peanut said...

hahaha humans are kind of scary. we get some odd searches but that one might be the oddest of all.

Dewey Dewster said...

Jackson..
Has the Queen knighted ya yet????? No ???? Well, ya need ta inquire.... Anyway... are ya trackin' yer traffic ???? Gram found a widget on someone else's blog 'n uses it now...it tells ya where the traffic is comin' from...very interestin' stuff indeed..ya look like a Rhodes scholar with yer specks 'n tie 'n vest on...very distinguished Jackson fer sure...we're at the cottage again, so no postin' fer us...just checkin' up on yer world....the slaughter search shoulda turned up yer spate with the doggie who ripped up yer ear....hope it is feelin' better now......
Dewey Dewster here.....

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm...this is very weird. Oh my Jackson...and right after you were attacked by Buffy the Vampdale...how's ur ear???

And it's not even Halloween. It's July!!!!!

How are ur Wheelies...ya need to let them post, Jackson. I heard from Dunstan they've been tryin' to get to the puter, but you said they don't have glasses. Just let em borrow em...

Hey...ur Barkday is comin' up, we see!!!

I'm goin back to bed...couldn't sleep after those nasty fireworks...

Laciegirl...Love ya Jax!

Pacco de Mongrel said...

that's interesting...

how do u do that?

Girl Girl Hamster said...

What is a hooman slaughter.. Did you send that as a gift to some dog??

~ Girl girl

William Tell said...

We really don't know what to think of something like that! Be on your guard, Jackson. There's some odd birds out there.

William Tell

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

We didnt know how strange it can be if you didnt tell us.

Love
Boy n Baby

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Very interesting, Jackson! There are a lot of weirdos in this world! We don't know how to do that, either, but maybe we don't need to know!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

BWTH Dog House said...

hmm...that sound lil bit scary....

Simba said...

ok...weird search...but even WEIRDER (i know..not a real word!) that your blog came up!!! BOL!

wonder what we'd find with mine??


Simba

Sally said...

Jackson, talk about site traffic you should see what shows up for FOXY FUN. Sickos, I'm a swell canine not a smut hound.
Sal