Saturday, 31 March 2007

Billy No Mates


Please don't make me feel like Billy No Mates (no offence to Billys everywhere, it's just an expression)!

I have a new guestbook. It's right at the bottom of this page. Please sign it (humans also welcome)! Thank you.

Wednesday, 28 March 2007

Mission Impossible : Jackson vs the Dog Brick

Here I am trying to get treats out of my new toy, the Dog Brick. J1 has hidden treats underneath the tiles which slide backwards and forwards. My mission (should I choose to accept it) is to move the tiles with my paws or my nose to reveal the treats. Mission accepted!

Saturday, 24 March 2007

Pram face

Look what J1 has bought me. Has she gone mad? I'm a dog not a baby! It's a pet stroller and it came all the way from the USA courtesy of Pam at Pet Pals. I know I've been ill but I'm sure I don't need to be wheeled around just yet.

Mmmmmm, on the other hand it could have its benefits, I suppose. It does look rather cosy and if I feel a bit sleepy when we're out I can get her to do all the hard work so I can save my energy for the important things like destroying toys, chasing cats and eating snacks. Maybe it's not such a bad idea after all. In fact I could get to quite like it (but don't tell J1).

Wednesday, 21 March 2007

Jackson's revenge

Jackson: "I know what's been going on. You've been moving in on my stuff. Grrrrrrrr"
Seymour: "Sorry Jackson, I didn't mean it"
Jackson: "You've been making eyes at Molly"

Seymour: "No, Jackson. Please. Don't shut me in the coal cellar!"

Jackson: "As if Molly would prefer a pip squeak like you. She'd eat you for breakfast!"

Tuesday, 20 March 2007

Poodle legs

Please don't laugh at my poodle legs (no offence to poodles!) This is what happens when you go to the vet for a blood test. They shave your legs and make you look silly. It's bad enough with my shaved neck but at least I've got a big scar there which is definitely winning me extra sympathy and treats. With these legs I'm almost too embarrassed to go out. I think my vet might be a vampire on the side because the amount of blood he's taken recently is enough to fill a blood bank! He took some from my neck yesterday but he did use a syringe and not his teeth (yet), but I've got my eye on him.

Monday, 19 March 2007

Wait till I get my paws on that Seymour!

My pal Barnaby has just told me about Seymour taking over my blog and trying to move in on my stuff while I was away. Wait till I get my paws on him...I hope that you weren't encouraging him and giving him ideas above his station. Grrrrrrrrr.


Thursday, 15 March 2007

The Return of Jackson

Hello, I'm back again! I thought you might like to see a photo of me all snuggly in my lovely bed. It's called a terrier tunnel. I have to get J1 to hold it open for me because otherwise I can't figure out how to get inside it. Doh!