Tosca's Mass Tagathon
Tosca (she's perfect!) has started a mass tagathon whereby she's tagged EVERYDOG. That includes YOU! It's all to do with the joke about how many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb. The joke lists different breed characteristics. Do you agree with your breed characteristics? Is your breed not included? Do you want to adapt what it says about you? Please feel free to join in and let Perfect Tosca know...
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
German Shepherd: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shih-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!
Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.
The question is, what would a Wire Fox Terrier like me say?
23 comments:
I love this tag! I notice there are no Boxers on your list. I'll have to enlighten everydog!
Sherman is part Rottenweiler & I can tell you...that description is RIGHT!
Lola
Hi Jax...
hmmmmm no Bostons huh? Guess I need to get to work, don't I?
I really liked your answer..so fitting!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Jackson you can do it! You can do it! Come on Jackson you are a WFT! Smart Smart Smart!! Come on boy! Change that bulb!
Good Answer. I am putting Teka to work on it right now
Jackson
That was bwilliant,hehehe,but aftew weaching it,which of couwse we would ow die twying, then we would cwunch it to death
have a gweat weekend,Jackson...Mommi says she wishes she wasn't so old,then maybe the pooter stuff would happen in a flash
smoochie kisses
your Asta
We're thinking if we bark loud enough, Dogdad will reach up (he's tall) and change it for us.
The Barkalot Boyz -- Jake and Just Harry
this was a brilliant list!
though I am a cross between a Lab and a Collie, but I know I am more Lab than Collie, so I would be very very eager to do it!
ha ha ha! laughing Marv xxxxxx
LOL!
WFT's are always clever acrobats!
You can try & change my light bulb any day!
lots of pats
Blue
x
Yeah! Good job with the joke, Jackson.
wally.
Good job, Jackson!
Whoofs & Baroos,
Eddie & Peaches
I, Koobuss, would say, "I'm too busy playing. You fix it." How's that?
You are doing a fine job of keeping your house running smoothly, Jackson. Maybe when I get older I'll be more interested in household maintenance, but not yet.
Lots of Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
Hi, Jackson.
I agree. I can't reach the bulb!!
Thanks for your post!
Have a good night
Lorenza
We Kerry Blues are just too wired to notice the lights are out. Besides, we do our best hunting in the dark!
Bailey, our mom, is trying to take out that pesky coyote that keeps visiting every night.
Cheers,
Persephone & Buster
there are so many WFTs on dogs with blogs and mom likes them more and more everyday. if I dont watch out we might end up with one!
It is so realist....
Kisses, Faya
Hahaha! I sooo agree with you! GOOD ONE!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
what a mongrel will do then...i wonder
Haha Jackson, I lurve your answer! I don't know what I'll do with the lightbulb. Maybe burst it? Hehe.
Snuggle,
Precious
Meow Pal! I'll help ya change the bulb...I'll stand on your shoulders and together we can get the job done The Bremen Town Musican style!!!
Team work...that's what it is all about!
WE can do it!
hee hee hee what a great post Jackson! Its true, you WFT are very acrobatic! For me, its true as well... both sides-- shi-tzu and poodle
Loves,
Tofu
I don;t see any Frenchies either, but I'll have to think of a real funny one, hee hee
Frenchie SNorts
Balboa
Wahahahaha! That is so funny.
Love
Boy n Baby
Just like Tosca's, your post is very funny!! I think Cavaleir's answer is same as Cocker Spaniel's answer. :)
Momo xoxo
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