Saturday, 25 August 2007

Tosca's Mass Tagathon

Tosca (she's perfect!) has started a mass tagathon whereby she's tagged EVERYDOG. That includes YOU! It's all to do with the joke about how many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb. The joke lists different breed characteristics. Do you agree with your breed characteristics? Is your breed not included? Do you want to adapt what it says about you? Please feel free to join in and let Perfect Tosca know...

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

German Shepherd: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shih-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!

Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.

The question is, what would a Wire Fox Terrier like me say?

"I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another 2o jumps and it's mine, ALL mine!!"


Ferndoggle said...

I love this tag! I notice there are no Boxers on your list. I'll have to enlighten everydog!

Sherman is part Rottenweiler & I can tell you...that description is RIGHT!


Ruby Bleu said...

Hi Jax...
hmmmmm no Bostons huh? Guess I need to get to work, don't I?

I really liked your fitting!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

PerfectTosca said...

Jackson you can do it! You can do it! Come on Jackson you are a WFT! Smart Smart Smart!! Come on boy! Change that bulb!

Gus said...

Good Answer. I am putting Teka to work on it right now

Asta said...

That was bwilliant,hehehe,but aftew weaching it,which of couwse we would ow die twying, then we would cwunch it to death
have a gweat weekend,Jackson...Mommi says she wishes she wasn't so old,then maybe the pooter stuff would happen in a flash
smoochie kisses
your Asta

Jake of Florida said...

We're thinking if we bark loud enough, Dogdad will reach up (he's tall) and change it for us.

The Barkalot Boyz -- Jake and Just Harry

Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

this was a brilliant list!

though I am a cross between a Lab and a Collie, but I know I am more Lab than Collie, so I would be very very eager to do it!

ha ha ha! laughing Marv xxxxxx

Blue said...

WFT's are always clever acrobats!
You can try & change my light bulb any day!

lots of pats

wally said...

Yeah! Good job with the joke, Jackson.


Eddie N Peaches said...

Good job, Jackson!
Whoofs & Baroos,
Eddie & Peaches

Koobuss said...

I, Koobuss, would say, "I'm too busy playing. You fix it." How's that?

You are doing a fine job of keeping your house running smoothly, Jackson. Maybe when I get older I'll be more interested in household maintenance, but not yet.

Lots of Koobuss Kisses,

Lorenza said...

Hi, Jackson.
I agree. I can't reach the bulb!!
Thanks for your post!
Have a good night

Persephone & Buster said...

We Kerry Blues are just too wired to notice the lights are out. Besides, we do our best hunting in the dark!
Bailey, our mom, is trying to take out that pesky coyote that keeps visiting every night.


Persephone & Buster

Joe Stains said...

there are so many WFTs on dogs with blogs and mom likes them more and more everyday. if I dont watch out we might end up with one!

Faya said...

It is so realist....
Kisses, Faya

Amber-Mae said...

Hahaha! I sooo agree with you! GOOD ONE!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Pacco de Mongrel said...

what a mongrel will do then...i wonder

PreciOus said...

Haha Jackson, I lurve your answer! I don't know what I'll do with the lightbulb. Maybe burst it? Hehe.


Miss Peach>(^,^) said...

Meow Pal! I'll help ya change the bulb...I'll stand on your shoulders and together we can get the job done The Bremen Town Musican style!!!
Team work...that's what it is all about!
WE can do it!

Tofu Burger said...

hee hee hee what a great post Jackson! Its true, you WFT are very acrobatic! For me, its true as well... both sides-- shi-tzu and poodle


Balboa & Mommy said...

I don;t see any Frenchies either, but I'll have to think of a real funny one, hee hee

Frenchie SNorts

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Wahahahaha! That is so funny.

Boy n Baby

Momo :) said...

Just like Tosca's, your post is very funny!! I think Cavaleir's answer is same as Cocker Spaniel's answer. :)

Momo xoxo