Tosca's Mass Tagathon
Tosca (she's perfect!) has started a mass tagathon whereby she's tagged EVERYDOG. That includes YOU! It's all to do with the joke about how many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb. The joke lists different breed characteristics. Do you agree with your breed characteristics? Is your breed not included? Do you want to adapt what it says about you? Please feel free to join in and let Perfect Tosca know...
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
German Shepherd: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shih-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!
Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.
The question is, what would a Wire Fox Terrier like me say?
